[Order]

See, Frank, that aeroplane ride wasn't all that bad! It was much better now that we know that there are no secret clubs in the loos on the plane. And those clouds were just lovely. I wish that I brought my camera with me on the flight! I would have taken so many pictures!

Now that we've landed, I suppose that we should find somewhere to stay.

Does anyone know how to speak Japanese? We should probably get a phrase book.

[Order]

I think the elephants have gone away now. Is everyone all right? Does anyone need any sort of assistance? I'm not very good at healing spells, but I'm sure that we could figure something out.


Has anyone seen Frank? Is he really going to arrest us? What is going on with him?

[Order]

Fabian, I know that I had told you that I would take you shopping with me. Well, I was thinking about going now, so would you like to go?

Anyone else who would like to come is more than welcome! Just don't pay too much attention to what I'm buying. I have a few last minute things to get for everyone.

Has anyone seen a gold tube of cranberry coloured lipstick?

I seem to have misplaced it, and it is a minor crisis for me. You see, I can't exactly go anywhere without putting on my face. I would look like a tosser walking around with bare lips when the rest of my face is all made up.



I might need someone to go out and find some for me.

[Order]

Dedalus Darling, your home is absolutely gorgeous, and I do hope that you will accept my sincerest apologies for not thanking you for letting us stay here. You are so generous.

Any road, I was doing some exploring earlier today, and I heard about something called a sook in someplace called Marrakech. Apparently, a sook is like a shopping area that has really good deals. I asked around a bit more, and Marrakech is only a three hour train ride from here!

Even if you aren't interested in shopping, Marrakech sounds so fascinating! This one woman that I was talking to said that she got some sort of temporary tattoo on her foot there from some sort of artist. It was absolutely beautiful, and her shoes were fabulous.

( See? )

Can we go there? Maybe she found those shoes there.

[Fail!ward to Order]

I never realised exactly how windy the Egyptian desert is until today. This is probably why Egyptians don't wear dresses.

Also, heels aren't very good in the sand.

[Order]

I want to try to get a job like Gideon suggested, but I'm not sure if I will be able to. I can't really talk like an Egyptian. I said something about wanting to work for a man running a little pastry stand after I charmed my hair red, but he didn't understand anything that I was saying.

This might be difficult.

[Public]


CANDY! This was the best iadea everrrrrrr! Whyy havent we doen this befour?



These drinks are really good.

[Warded to the Order]

IS EVERYONE DOWN THERE ALL RIGHT? I SEE BLOOD. PLEASE DON'T DIE!


I'm still on the fourth floor. I haven't been able to find anything because this place is so huge. I might be lost.


All right.


I give up.


I'm going to help you now. This must have been a false lead. I'm so sorry.

[Heavily warded to the Order]

I’ve managed to find some alchemy fans at the convention that are talking about the Philosopher's Stone. I’ve been talking to them for the past hour, trying to learn more about it. One particularly eager fan said that he overheard one convention worker talking about the “Fraggle Rock” being located in some room on the fourth floor.

Is it just me, or does “Fraggle Rock” sound like a codename for the Stone? It sounds like a decent lead. What else could a "Fraggle Rock" be? I'm going to go investigate it.

Order

Finally! We’re here! I’m so glad to be off of that awful broomstick! I’ve never really been one for flying.

Any road, is anyone else as excited to be in Egypt as I am? I mean, there is so much to do here besides the convention! The pyramids, the shops, the history! I’m sure that this will be absolutely amazing!

Do you all know that Egypt is thought to be the birthplace of falafel? My personal goal is to learn how to make it here! When I am in my eighties and teaching my children and grandchildren how to make a proper falafel and they ask me, “Gran, where did you learn how to make falafel?” I will be able to tell them, “Dears, I learned how to make falafel while I was traveling as a young woman in Egypt. Now, do be quiet and enjoy my falafel!” It will be wonderful!

[Order]

You can learn a great deal of things while reading children's books. If you don't believe me, then look at these pictures of the household animals that Muggles keep.

These animals are terrifying. Why would anyone want to have these monsters for pets? Gilderoy Lockhart needs to go and help these poor muggles!

( See? )

These poor Muggle children are being abused! Someone needs to do something about it!

Molly, I apologise for traumatising your children.

[Order]

Oh Merlin!

I can’t seem to find the crayons that I packed for the flight. It’s going to be very long trip, and I’ll need something to keep the twins busy. Do you think that the airport gift shop will have any?

I’ll check anyway.

And where is our plain?

[Private to the Order]

I’m not sure if any of you need a place to stay when we get back to London, but you are more than welcome to stay with me.

My house is too big for me to be there by myself. It is very lonely, even with the house elves. If I have no company, then I will most likely spend my entire time in Britain redecorating.

But, yes. It would be wonderful to have the company. It could be like a giant slumber party! And I promise to cook breakfast for you all every day! The elves will be happy to cook for you, too. They will just be happy to have people to look after, and I will be happy to have people to entertain.

[Order]
Remus suggested that we should watch a film tonight. He gave me the option of selecting which one. I have decided that we should go see a midnight showing of some film entitled The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I don’t know what it is about, but the advertisement for it looks interesting enough.

[Private ward failed. Can be read by everyone]

I am twenty-one today, but I don’t feel much like celebrating.

[Order and other people at the plantation]



There are chocolate biscuits in the kitchen for everyone. I made a triple batch last night.


I'll be laying down for a while if anyone needs me. These Inferi bites really, really hurt!

[Private to the Order]

I just finished burying Sanguini. He should be safe for today, but we need to find someplace for him to stay tomorrow during the day. A cave would be good, but he said that there are no caves on the island. We need to build a cave for him. I don't care how we make this happen, but we need to make this happen.

I refuse to put my boyfriend's life in danger.